[A metalic creak as an industrialized metalic xCw symbol rotates slowly into view in a slight bit of light...]

#Reach out and touch faith...

[Marilyn Manson's cover of Depsche Mode's classic "Personal Jesus" errupts as scenes of classic xCw matches and personalities come into view... Turning to face the camera, lit by a pale blue light in the darkness...]

#Your own...

[Draven...]

#personal...

[El Boriquen...]

#Jesus...

[Floyd...]

#REach out and touch faith!

[Colgin...]

#Faith!!

[Icon, ShowTyme, Rob Torborg, Carnage...]

#Someone who's there, someone who cares...

[Nightmare, Hell Krow, Jeff Hardy, J-Bot...]

#Pick up the receiver, I'll make you a believer...

[Acid, RVD, Eric Roberts, The Catalyst, Ryan Benson, Diablo... Chair shots, body locks, suplexes... Champions and contenders flash on the screen... And then the fireworks go off as we find ourselves in the jam packed Giant Center!!!]

Joey: Good evening ladies and gentlemen and WELCOME to WEDNESDAY NIGHT INFERNO!!!

[There's a rather large crowd pop as a slight "x-C-w" chant breaks out in the stands...]

Joey: I’m Joey Styles, alongside JEFF....

Jeff: I was a young man from Madrass,whose balls are constructed of brass, When jangled together they played "Stormy Weather",and lightning shot out of my ass

Joey: ... Robinson. Thank you, Jeff, for that riveting intro. Ugh...

Jeff: TONIGHT...we're gonna see Rob "Raw Deal" Torborg taking on a mystery opponent in the Main Event.

Joey: McEwing, Demon and Draven. Jeff, the three go at it in a steele cage. Also, Jeff Hardy makes his return against HHH in a loser leave town match! Lets get to it....

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[ Dead and Bloated by STP, rocks the arena, and everybodies favorite Hero, makes his way to the ring. Chris Hero looks confident but obviously has something on his mind. With a mic in hand Chris slides under the ropes and heads to a corner. He climbs to the second rope and taunts the fans. Chris jumps down and takes center ring....]

Chris Hero: I got a little something to get off my chest. You see I am a mans man and quite frankly I'm a little tired of upper management in this joint. Week in and week out, I am put in Hardcore matches and ridiculous gimmick matches... Chris Hero is not a hardcore wrestler, I am a winner. I am a technical genious. I put the asses in the seats, because of my skills, not because I can shove a wrench up some poor shmucks ass...... So here I am booked for later on tonight against a so called thug. A thug whom has yet to win a match. Can you guess just what kind of match it is? Another god damn Hardcore match. So after I beat J-Mac to within an inch of his pathetic life and shove his lyrics where the sun doesn't shine, I expect just a little respect from you Eric Roberts and you Maria. Vince would of known where to use my talents, obviously you two suck ass......

[ The fans begin to chant Heros name. ]

Chris Hero: And another thing, awhile back there was no true victor in that Triple threat match for the T.V. Title. That is until now. I hearby claim the victory..... So Showtyme, i'll be expecting you to hand deliver my title within the hour. Got it? And Franchise, just stay the hell out of the way... It's high time this place shapes up..... Everybody needs a Hero... And here I am..

[ Chris spikes the mic to the canvas and leaves the ring.]

Joey: Apparently, Hero feels unwelcome.

Jeff: Blah blah blah, no more than you do when you go home to your family. I say he's a fucking cry baby, and can't hack an Extreme match.

Joey: The guy has a point Jeff, Hardcore and technical wrestlers are a different breed.

Joey: What the fuck ever.   

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Regular Match

Ryan Benson -vs- Hell Krow

 [ Ryan Bensens theme plays throughout the arena, a mixture of cheers from the audiance, some boos, some kinda loud cheers..Ryan Bensen arrives on the stage, with all his attire.. And a big smile on his face while he walks down the ramp way, and approaches the ring, walks up the steps, and gets in the ring for the start of the match. ]

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#1 Contender to Xtreme Championship

Diablo -vs- Mr. Death

['Highway to Hell' by ACDC begins to play. Diablos name appears on the XCW-tron and then the lights shut off completly as the fire emerges...........The lights then come back on as Diablo, wearing the X-Treme title, makes his way from behind the curtain as fire begains to rise up from the entrance walk way. Diablo stops and poses......He then continues back up as he makes his way to the ring as he enters by rolling into the ring and then unstraps the title and holds it up.]

Joey: And here comes Diablo!

Jeff: Yes the X-Treme champ.

Joey: He's not the X-treme champion, Icon is.

Jeff: Icon didn't walk out here wearing the title did he?

[The crowd is near silent when all of a sudden they hear the beginning of Mr Death's music plays. Death walks to the ring with Eric Roberts in a very arrogant fashion, but with a big smile on his face. He hops onto the side of the ring and climbs through the middle and top ropes. He stands in the corner, leaning on the turnbuckle and the supporting ropes awaiting the ref to ring the bell.]

Jeff: All this kid is, is another Roberts failure.

Joey: He's Mr. Death.

Jeff: His breath is death, I'll give him that.

Joey: Here we go, Death has been waiting to get his hands on Diablo for 7 days now, so he can show everyone who the true Xtreme Contender is.

[Both men stand in the middle of the ring talking trash to each other.]

Jeff: Gotta love a little smack talking before a match. Diablo shows Death his Fake extreme Title.

Joey: Death Laughs. Hey enough with the comments, can we just enjoy the match.  

Jeff: I'll enjoy your sister!

Joey: I'm sure you will, Jeff. Collar and elbow tie-up!

[The two get into a collar and elbow tie-up, with Death quickly taking control by twisting around and locking Diablo in a side headlock! Not yet finished however, Death rolls through with the move and brings Diablo down to the mat, torquing the hold! Acting quickly, Death releases the hold and grabs Diablos wrist, popping up and twisting a little as he falls back down, pulling off a grounded arm wringer!]

Joey: Nice variation of an arm wringer by Death here!

[Death pops back up to his feet, lifting Diablo and irish whipping him across the ring. Diablo rebounds and ducks under Deaths attempted clothesline, slipping behind him and tripping him up! Diablo quickly leaps onto Deaths back, locking in a camel clutch! He hits a few forearms to the back of Deaths head, wearing him down, before SPIKING Deaths face into the mat! Diablo quickly spins off of Death to his feet, grabbing ahold of his leg and dropping an elbow on his knee/thigh area!]

Joey: Diablo working on the legs, and pulling back on it now trying to hyperextend Deaths knee.

Jeff: Diablo should be in the fight of his life here. 

[Death yells out in pain, wildly kicking his free leg at Diablo, trying to knock Diablo away and break the hold. Finally, his foot connects just under Diablos chin, rocking him back and breaking the hold! Death rolls onto his back and kips up to his feet just as Diablo starts to stumble back towards him. However, before Diablo can get in ANY offense...Death rams his knee into his stomach!]

Joey: OOF! Nice shot from Death there!

[Death grabs the head of Diablo and backs him into the corner, kneeing him in the mid section hard in the process. With Diablo bent over Death slaps the chest hard knocking him back into the turnbuckle. Death follows with another 2 thunderous chest chops as Diablo exits himself from the turnbuckle into the centre of the ropes. Death follows and sends him with an Irish whip to the other side. Diablo comes back and goes for a clothesline, however Death ducks and hits a hard neck breaker sending both wrestlers to the mat. Death kips up onto his feet and with the crowd behind him goes to the top rope.]

Jeff: Not a smart move here, he's too big to fly.

Joey: It is what it is.

Jeff: Retarded?

Joey: No you dumbass, athletic.

Jeff: Athletically retarded?

Joey: NO! Athletically driven. It’s the way he works.

Jeff: Athletically driven to being a retard?

[Back in the ring, Death is up top however Diablo is getting to his feet and quite groggily takes a run at Death who kicks him in the face whilst sitting on the top turnbuckle. Diablo comes running back this time with a busted lip and the blood running down his chin. Death again kicks, this time in the chest of Diablo. Death hooks the head of Diablo in a front face lock, while Death still sits on the top rope. He then goes for a tornado DDT but Diablo spins around and lifts Death up and over the top rope. Death however prevails landing his both feet on the ring apron whilst still at a halt with Diablo locked in a front face lock. Death this time lifts up Diablo over the top rope and spins him almost in a blur to the outside whilst still locked on landing a Massive! Thunderous! DDT!!]

Joey: Oh my gawd!!

Jeff: Was that his head that I heard cracking?

[The crowd are on their feet some chanting for Death, others squealing at the shear novelty of the move. Both men are down on the outside, as Death is unsurprisingly first to make a move. With help from the ring apron Death helps himself back up and gets back into the ring breaking the referee’s current 4 count.]

Joey: And Death breaks the 4 count, obviously not ready to lose the match via double count out here...

[Death rolls back to the outside, going over to Diablo and lifting him up...only to get elbowed hard in the gut! The bloodied, dazed and weakened Diablo STILL manages to find the strength to fight back, shoving Death away just enough for him to snap forward with a big boot that sends Death falling right into the steel ring post!!!]

Joey: Dear lord! What a shot from Diablo!

Jeff: He knocked the Lucifer out of him!

[Death falls forward, clutching at his back as Diablo catches him and sets him up for a suplex! Diablo goes to lift Hero...but he's too worn out from the massive DDT from before! Diablo, however, is too determined to give up on the suplex as he tries to lift Death once again...only for Death to lift him! Diablo acts quickly, twisting around and slipping free of the hold...grabbing Deaths head and falling to the outside mat with a hard reverse DDT!]

Joey: NICE reverse DDT reversal there by Diablo, and it looks like the tide's shifting back towards him now!

[Both men lay in a heap as the referee's count reaches 7, before Diablo slowly manages to grab hold of the apron, forcing himself to his feet! The count reaches 8 as Diablo rolls into the ring, and just as the ref counts 9...Diablo rolls out! Rather then win via countout, Diablo breaks the count!]

Jeff: What a DUMBASS!

Joey: He doesn't want to win via a countout, Jeff! If he wants to be the true #1 Contender, he needs to pin Death.

Jeff: He deserves a LOSS, ESPESCIALLY after that!

[Diablo walks over to the corner of the barricade, watching Death stagger to his feet. Diablo hunkers down a little, before BARRELING towards Death as he stumbles around, Diablo collides with Death in a spear like move and drives Death hard into the padded guardrail, that is now several feet indented from the impact. Diablo pulls himself out of the wreckage and brings Death with him walking him towards the ring.]

Joey: Nice spear from Diablo, and now taking them both to the ring...

[Diablo smashes  face into the ring apron, before rolling him into the ring and sliding after him. Diablo stands and goes over to Death, laying into him with a few boots to the back!]

Joey: OUCH! And it looks like Diablo is in firm control here!

Jeff: Words I never thought could be possible, but then again he is wrestling Death.

[With Diablo in what appears to be complete control as Death is still down on the mat, Diablo climbs to the second rope. Raising one arm to a mixed reaction from the crowd he comes off in search of landing a leg drop. However, to no avail Death makes a move, preventing the leg of Diablo dropping hard on his throat. Diablo lands hard on his ass, and gives out a loud moan with pain.]

Jeff: BORING!

[Death gets up and picks up Diablo with him. He hooks one arm of Diablo in a hip toss like attempt, however with a kick to the gut he raps his other arm around the neck of Diablo and lands a one arm DDT. However he doesn’t stop there, still with the arm hooked he picks back up his opponent and delivers a neck breaking t-bone suplex. By this time the crowd are cheering for Mr. Death, and with that motivation much needed he again climbs to the top rope.]

Jeff: See! He can’t stay down!

Joey: I heard you the first time.

[Death standing tall up top signals for some sort of high risk manouvre. Death leaps off and connects with a legdrop across the neck of Diablo!!!]

Jeff: Holy shit!

Joey: You said this was boring?

Jeff: Holy Shit! Did you see, what the, where in the hell!!

Joey: Top rope leg drop!!!

[Death crawls along the mat in self-inflicted pain himself, whereas Diablo lies motionless on the mat. Death stands helping himself up with the middle and top rope. Re adjusting his eyes after all the camera flashes through that high-risk manouvre.]

Jeff: Haha, Death literally busted his ass for that one!

[Mr. Death now grins and violently kicks Diablo in the gut. All in the same motion, Death ellevates Diablo off the ground and hits a visious Stod cold Stunner like neck breaker.]

Joey: What the hell was that?

Jeff: I dunno, but I'd hate to be on the receiving end of one of thoughs. Death with the cover.

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Joey: Death pulls it off and ends Diablos win streak!

Jeff: HELL KROW!!!!

[Hell Krow had ran down the ramp and broke up Mr Deaths cellabration by delivering a legdrop across the back of Mr Death. Hell Krow puts the boots to Death as does Diablo. Eric Roberts enters the ring in an attempt to aid Death. Diablo cuts him off and levels Roberts with a fist to the fore head. Roberts quickly rolls out of the ring. Hell Krow points to the turnbuckle. Diablo climbs to the top. Krow then picks a limp Death to his shoulders and stands high in the middle of the ring. Diablo leaps off the ropes and clotheslines Death off of Krows shoulders. With a sickening thud, Mr. Death smashes to the canvas. Krow raises Diablos hand and the fans show a mixed reaction.]

Joey: Oh for the love of...God damn it, DON'T! 

Jeff: Looks like theres a new tag team a brewin.

Joey: Diablo and Hell Krow, interesting combination.

[Diablo grabs his phoney title and the two leave the ring.] 

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[ J-Bot and Catalyst are in Marias office, quietly awaiting her to return. The back office door opens and in walks the acting owner of xcw.. Maria Floyd. She sits at her desk and glares at Ignition.]

Maria: I don't suppose you two know why you are here, do you?

J-Bot: Uhh cause you find me irresistable and love the smell of my after shave.

Maria: Do I need to start calling you Torborg?

Catalyst: Ah ha ha ha, she burned you bro.

Maria: No, you are here because of the spectical, that you two decided to put on last week with your little poker match. I ordered you two to fight and instead, you... you mock my authority. So, it's punishment time...

J-Bot: Ooooooh I like it rough, how did you know Maria?

Catalyst: Word gets around.

Maria: No you imbisols. Here is the deal, next week you two are cashing in on your Tag Titles match against Pantheons, Acid and Icon, and Catalyst you will be facing El Boriquen at Closer to god. Now if you boys don't want me to make your lives a living hell up until you cash in on thoughs titles, you are going to do me a favor..

J-Bot: What could you possibly do to screw us out of what is rightfully ours? Oh wait we are talking about the heartless bitch, Maria Floyd..

Catalyst: Cut the bullshit, what ya got in mind?

[ The scene fades as Maria leans in to tell Ignition of what she needs.] 

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#1 Contender to T.V. Title

RVD -vs- Italian Assassin

 ["One of a Kind" blasts throughout the arena as the XCW fans stand up to see Rob Van Dam.As the song kicks in Rob Van Dam walks out and the fans cheer and point at their shoulders like him.He raises his arms in the air in celebration.He pauses like that for a moment,but Italian Assassian comes running out from behind and attacks RVD sending him crashing to the floor.]

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Loser is Fired Match

HHH -vs- Jeff Hardy

Joey: Next up, the your fired match.

Jeff: Yea, somebody is headed to the unemployment line. 

Joey: Most Likely HHH, he's the fool who asked for this match. 

[The bell sounds as HHH and Hardy circle each other, Hardy tries for some quick strikes but is unsuccessful. HHH rushes at him in attempts to lock up, but Hardy ducks under HHH's arm. HHH turns and is met with a standing dropkick taking him down.]

Joey: Hardy using his speed to his advantage here in the early goings.

Jeff: aaahhhhhhhh Maria. Thaks for sighning this match, to get rid of one of these idiots. 

[HHH gets to his feet and Hardy whips him into the ropes, HHH ducks a clothesline attempt and bounces off the opposite ropes, on the return Hardy flips backwards and takes HHH down with a flying forearm shot and goes for a quick cover but only receives a 1 count.]

Joey: Hardy trying to end this one quickly, not wanting The Game to use his strenghth advantage here.

Jeff: Master of the Obvious strikes again!

[Hardy waits for Triple H to get up, and locks in a front chancery, looking for the twist of fate, but HHH pushes Hardy and rams him into the corner. The Game continues to ram his shoulder into Hardy's midsection to weaken the smaller wrestler. When HHH finally feels he has done enough damage he backs up some and comes rushing in. However, he didn't do nearly enough damage as Hardy uses his arm and pushes himself up and over the charging Triple H, Hardy twists his legs around HHH's body and rolls him up in a sunset flip type pinning combination.]

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[The Game just kicks out. HHH to his feet and whips Hardy into the ropes, upon return sends his knee into Hardys midsection. With Hardy keeled over, The Game sets up the pedigree, he hits it. He covers Hardy.]

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Joey: HHH catching Hardy offguard there and gets a quick one over him.

Jeff: A qucik one? You and your wife have thoughs once a month?

Joey: So I guess this means, Hardy is canned..

[ Suddenly, Eric Roberts appears on the Jumbo Tron...]

Eric Roberts: Jeff, I received a phone call from Vincent today. He informed me of in know way did he condone or approve of either of your releases from the XCW. Therefore, you are still contracted to his organization. Good day.

[ Hardy smiles and looks up as if to thank god. HHH, stomps off and in a pissed manner at that.]

Joey: The master has spoken.

Jeff: Who Roberts? Shit, the only master he is, is a master bater. 

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[HHH and Assassin are seen back stage walking through the halls. Assassin pats HHH on the back and the two bump into the xCw TV champion, Showtyme.]

Showtyme: Uhhh, nice job out there to the both of you.

[Assassin points to Showtymes title.]

Assassin: Next week, Showtyme. Next week.

Showtyme: Yes and I wish you luck. God knows you're gonna need it. You bringing your new friend with you? 

[ Showtyme extends his hand for a friendly shake. Assassin accepts, but then pulls Showtyme into his chest. Quickly Showtyme reacts and hits him with the "End of Credits" leaving Assassin out for the count. Suddenly HHH Levels Showtyme with a hell of a clothesline and trash talks over his motionless body.]

HHH: You better believe his "little friend" will be there..... You're pathetic.

[ Triple H picks up Assasin and helps him along and out of the scene. Around the opposite corner, Chris Hero pops up. He comes across the fallen Showtyme and looks down at him. He begins to laugh.]

Hero: Ha ha ha ha. Looks like you had a rough night. Ahh I see you have my title. I'll take that.

[ Chris reaches down and plucks the TV title out of Showtymes hand, and happily walks away.]

Jeff: Hahaha He fucking swiped the title, just like that.

Joey: Oh, when Showtyme comes to, he's gonna be pissed. 

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Regular Match

Hendrickson -vs- Franchise

Robinson: And now its time for our Cory Hendrickson versus The Franchise, and I have to tell you I've been waiting for this match all night.

Styles: Yes and I can't wait. These are two great superstars putting on a great show.

Robinson: And don't forget that Franchise is a former champion himself, so he knows what it takes to get it done.

Styles: But can he work off the ring rust?

Robinson: Guess we'll find out, because its time to take it down to Rolston for tonight's match.

Rolston: Lady's and Gentlemen, introducing first, from Boston, Massachusetts, weight in at 250 pounds, he is the one and only Franchise!

"Breaking the Habit" by Linkin Park begins to play, as the lights dim and brighten with the Coryythm. After a few seconds, Franchise appears at the top of the ramp, and then pyro goes off along with Franchise raising his arms. After waiting for a few more seconds, he makes his way toward the ring, and interacts with the fans along the aisle, talking smack. When he gets to the ring, Franchise gets in and runs up to the corner, standing on the 2nd turnbuckle, facing the top of the ramp, and bouncing a bit

Robinson: Franchise looks to be in great shape and in great spirits for this cage match.

Rolston: And introducing next, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 230 pounds he is Cory Hendrickson!

The intro to "How We Do" by The Game begins as we see words come on the titan tron. The words on the screen merge together to create 'CORY' in big red letters. Just as the chorus to the song hits The Cory Hendrickson walks out on to the ramp way and stops. He raises both hands in the air as red and white pyros go off on both sides of him. He lowers his arms and walks down and rolls in the ring. Then Hendrickson walks to one corner and gets on the turnbuckle, where he raises his arms and pyros go off in the three other corners of the ring. *


Robinson: Damn, two young rising xCw Superstars are in the ring.

Styles: I'm hoping for a blood bath here.

Robinson: You might get your wish.

The ref rings for the bell. As he does Cory rushes up to Franchise and shoulder blocks him into the turnbuckle, trapping Franchise and sending repeated shoulder blocks to the gut of Franchise. Cory sends about 4 or five shot to Franchise midsection and then finally grabs on to him and whips Franchise into the opposite turnbuckle. Cory comes charging again but Franchise gets a big boot to his face, sending Cory backwards and Franchise comes out of no where with a devastating clothesline that sends Cory down to the ground.

Styles: What was that about ring rust.

Robinson: Never mind.

Franchise demands that Cory pick himself up, and when he does Franchise kicks Cory in the gut and hits Cory with a swinging neck breaker. But Franchise doesn't brake the hold and he keeps a tight lock on Cory and pulls him up again. But this time Franchise puts the Cory in a suplex position and holds him in the air for a good 5 seconds before dropping him chest first on the ropes. Cory bounces a little bit but stays on the ropes, Franchise then takes this advantage to bounce off the ropes and hit Cory with a running knee lift that knocks Cory back and pinned against the ropes. Franchise again runs against the ropes and drop kicks through the second and third ropes to hit the Cory square in the chest.

Robinson: What a powerful attack by Franchise.

Styles: He just wont let up.

Franchise grabs the Cory by the head a neck, and yanks him back into the center of the ring. There Franchise lays Hendrickson out with a standing drop kick which sends Cory to the ground. Franchise then gets on top of Cory and gives him 10 good shots to the face before standing up and kicking him in the chest.

Styles: And there goes Franchise, going for the win.

Franchise is still climbing the top rope and is almost over but Cory grabs Franchises leg stopping him from completing his journey over to the top. So Franchise starts Kicking Cory until Cory is forced to let go. And then, using the top rope for leverage, Franchise takes off and clotheslines Cory to the ground and Franchise goes for the Pin.

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Robinson: And Cory Hendrickson refuses to give up.

Styles: With Franchise on the roll he is now, it might have been best if Cory just stayed down.

Franchise picks up Cory and takes him by the head and slams him head first into the turnbuckle. Cory bounces off it and stays on his feet, so Franchise takes Cory again and slams his head into the turnbuckle, and again Cory stays on his feet. Franchise, getting irritated now, kick the Cory in the head and then whips him into the ropes. Cory comes back and hits him with a spine buster in the middle of the ring.

Styles: That looked painful

Robinson: That's because it probably was.

Franchise wastes no time picking Cory up and hitting the "Franchise Tag." The fans go all out boos after just seeing the "Franchise Tag" as Franchise lays on Cory motionless for the pin.

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Robinson: And Franchise has done it, he has shown that he can get it done, and will continue to do so in the near future

Styles: But did you see that finish, I mean my God, I have never seen a man do a devastating "Un-Prettier" before. It was incredible.

Robinson: Franchise showing he is on the top of his game even after so many months.

The ref lifts Franchises hand as EMT come out to help the Cory, who walks out on his own power, out of the ring. Franchise stays in the ring, taunting playing with the crowed a little bit.

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Regular Match

Nightmare -vs Thomas Colgin

Nightmare whips Thomas Colgin to the corner and moves closer.
Nightmare chops Thomas Colgin repeatedly in the chest and shoulders, Colgin in the face.
Thomas Colgin is swung to the other turnbuckle.
Nightmare charges towards Colgin and squashes squashes him hard.Thomas Colgin falls to the mat but is picked up again.

Joey:  Thomas Colgin is not in a good condition.

Jeff:  I think he will turn the tables soon.

Thomas Colgin hits Nightmare with a chop!
Colgin Lands another and another!
He hits him with a fourth and a fifth! Colgin then sends Nightmare down with a drop kick!

Jeff:  Here's the cover by Thomas Colgin hooking the leg...

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Kickout.

Joey:  And a kickout.

Jeff:  Nightmare wont be defeated so easily.

Colgin picks Mare from the canvas and knees him in the mid section. Clogin slaps on a DDT and Mares head bounces from the mat,

Jeff:  Here's the cover by Thomas Colgin hooking the leg...

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Kickout.

Joey:  And another kickout.

Jeff:  Fuck he's kicking out of everything.

Colgin picks Nighmare up again... He taunts Mare and then whips Nightmare to the ropes.
He sends Nightmare down with a clothesline!
Again Colgin aids Nightmare to his feat and again he throws Mare into the ropes, upon return connects with a standing drop kick.

Joey:The Pantheon member Looking good here.

Jeff: Colgin is using the ropes for momentum as a damage inflictor.

The referee starts the count as both superstars move outside. Nightmare whips Thomas Colgin towards the steel post...

**Pong!**

Jeff:  Thomas Colgin is down!

Nightmare gets back into the ring.
Thomas Colgin eventually shakes the cobwebs off and returns to the ring. Mare whips Thomas Colgin to the ropes...Nightmare hits the shoulder to knee! Thomas Colgin gets up but Nightmare is waiting...

Jeff:  Hahaha... Nightmare is looking pissed.

Joey:  Nightmare is reaching for his Bat, The Ref doesn't see!!!

Jeff: Mare, what a sneaky fuck, he nails Colgin without the ref seeing. And here is the cover!

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Joey: Thomas Colgin gets the shoulder up!

Jeff:  That was a slow count!  What a match.

Cogin shakes off the lump now forming on his head, he gets to his feet and hits Nightmare with a chop. Thomas Colgin with another chop...
Another...
And another...
And another...
Nightmare is getting dizzy...
Thomas Colgin taunts to the crowd and delivers a back elbow to Nightmare sending the body out of the ring!

Joey: Thomas Colgin just layeth the smack on Nightmare.

Jeff:  The crowd is going wild!!!

Nightmare slowly gets up and enters the ring. Thomas attempts a baseball slide but misses and hits the turnbuckle post. Nightmare takes advantage of the mistake Nightmare delivers a arm breaker! Mare is up on his feet.
Nightmare grabs Colgin and hits a shoulder to knee!

Joey:  Sent down again.

Jeff:  And now Nightmare is picking Thomas Colgin up by the head.

 Both superstars fall out of the ring.The referee starts the count! Thomas Colgin connects with a kick.Nightmare gives Nightmare a eye rake.
Thomas Colgin hits a chop. Mare gives Thomas  a chop.

Joey:  They are BRINGING THEIR FIGHT to us.

Jeff:  No! Not again!?

Joey: Colgin slams Nightmare s head right into the table!!

Thomas Colgin grabs Nightmare and then they both move back into the ring.
Nightmare whips Thomas Colgin to the ropes.
Nightmare runs towards the other side...
They come back at each other...

Joey:  Double clothesline!!

Jeff:  The two superstars are down and the referee starts the count!

Joey:  They are trying to get up...

Jeff:  Nightmare is staggering to his feet!

Joey:  Thomas Colgin is slowly standing up but still groggy.

 Both superstars fall out of the ring.
The referee starts the count!.

Joey:  They are heading fo us again.

Jeff:  No! This is bullshit, I'll clock em if they disturb my peace again!?

Joey: A Kick to Mares gut, by Colgin!!

Thomas Colgin grabs Nightmare and rolls him back into he ring.

Joey:  Nightmare is hitting Colgin with a clothesline.

Jeff:  No!  He missed!

Nightmare is going for a Russian Leg sweep.
This one hits.Thomas Colgin gets up quickly and dodges a Mare Choke out.
Nightmare brings Thomas Colgin outside.
Nightmare hits an eye rake!
Followed by a low blow!!!
Nightmare throws Thomas Colgin back into the ring again.
Thomas Colgin charges towards Nightmare with a drop kick...
At the same time, Nightmare delivers a knee shot!!!

Jeff:  Check this out!  Both superstars are down.

Joey:  The both of them ran at each other at the same time.

Jeff:  Thomas Colgin is slowly getting up.

Joey:  Well... so is Nightmare!

Thomas Colgin has the upper hand.
Nightmare turns around and...
Thomas Colgin delivers a Bang Bang!!!

Joey:  The Bang Bang!!!

Jeff:  And the pin!

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2.8 - Kickout!!!

Joey:  Another kickout?!!

 Out of nowhere Thomas Colgin delivers a kick to the gut and a second..

***Bang Bang***
BONG!
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Jeff:  Thomas Colgin goes for the cover.

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2.9 - Kickout!!!

Joey:  Thomas Colgin just hit the Bang Bang but Nightmare SOMEHOW kicked out.

Thomas Colgin nears Nightmare...

Joey:  Thomas Colgin is one hell of a wrestler as...

Jeff:  Watch this!

Joey:  Thomas Colgin is hooking for the third  Bang Bang!!!

Jeff:  But Nightmare counters the move and sets up a Bad Dreams!!!

Joey:  And again the move is countered!

Jeff:  A frustruated Nightmare goes for a clothesline but misses by an inch.

Joey:  And look! Thomas Colgin delivers the

***Asai DDT***
PONG!
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Jeff:  Big Trouble here for Nightmare as Thomas Colgin goes for the pin.

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2.9 - Kickout!!!

Joey:  Thomas Colgin just hit the Asai DDT but Nightmare SOMEHOW kicked out.

Nightmare nears Thomas Colgin...

Joey:  Nightmare is one hell of a wrestler as...

Jeff:  Holy shit!

Joey:  Nightmare is hooking the Bad Dreams!!!

Jeff:  But Thomas Colgin counters the move and sets up a Bang Bang!!!

Joey:  And again the move is countered!

Jeff:  A pissed Colgin goes for a European uppercut but misses by an inch.

Joey:  And look! Nightmare delivers...

******
Bad Dreams
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Jeff:  Big Trouble here for Thomas Colgin as Nightmare goes for the pin.

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Nightmare slides out from the ring and grabs two chairs. He throws them in the ring and climbs back in. Mare halfway unfolds one of the chairs and positions Colgins ankle in the fold. He then climbs the turnbuckle and signals to the crowd. Nightmare jumps and rides the flatend chair like a surfboard and comes crashing down on the ankle of Colgin causeing a huge snap.

Joey:  Nightmare with the win and, Colgin with a broken ankle.

Jeff: For once you got something right! Colgins ankle snapped like a twig. Nightmare continues to wreek havok on the Pantheon.

Nigel Rolstien:  And here`s your winner, Nightmare!!!

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Tag Team Battle Royal Non Title

Monoxide & Madrox of Twizted -vs- Max Payne & Jake Davis -vs- Acid & Icon

[The scene goes backstage, apparently Jake Davis and Max Payne have been layed out. They are both face first in a puddle of blood.]

Jeff: Looks like thoughs two won't be showing up tonight. They have been bludgened. Serves them fuckers right.

Joey: So what a two team battle royal now, this won't last too long. Twizted is a bit out of their league, facing Icon and Acid.

[Twizted has already climbed into the ring, ABK hangs on the outside. He claps as his team stretches and awaits their opponents.

Suddenly The Pantheom anthem hits and the fans boo, but go nuts none the less. Out walks The Sick One, followed by Icon. Icon wields a mic and points down to the ring at Twizted.]

Icon: Boy oh boy oh boy. Did you undercards get lucky tonight. I mean half your ass kicking has been layed out in the back, so what does that mean Acid?

[Icon hands the mic to Acid.]

Acid: Well fuck me running, I guess it means we'll just have to double the beat down... Icon.

[ Acid and Icon sprint to the ring, they slide under the ropes and are met with an onslaught of stomps from Monoxide and Madrox. Icon catches the boot of Jamie and spins him around. Icon violently belly to backs Madrox. Acid to his feat now. He hits Monoxide with a viscious head butt.]

Joey: Uh oh, now Twited is in for a hurtin.

Jeff: Tell me something we don't already know.

[Acid and Icon a well oiled machine as they double team both men simotaniously. Icon sets up for the Iconoclash as Acid whips Monoxide into the turnbuckle. Icon hits and Madrox is out cold. Meanwhile Acid has hoisted Monoxide onto his shoulders and is climbing the turnbuckles.  Just as he is ready to jump and deliver the Overdose.....]

Joey: J-Bot and Catalyst, here they come.

Jeff: The shiteth is about to hiteth the fan.

[ Botty jumps onto the turnbuckle and grabs a hold of Acid. Acid releases Monoxide, and Monoxide falls into the ring and bounces off his head. Icon heads in the direction of Acid but Catalyst reaches under the ropes and trips him up. J-Bot with a firm grip on Acid, he throws him off the turnbuckle and down through the announcers table.]

Joey: Folks forgive the technical difficulties, but Acid has just crashed through our table.

Jeff: Well I'll be a son of a hot bitch, our table has been desimated as has the Sick one. 

[The bell tolls and the referee is holding up the hands of Twizted.]

Jeff: Holy shit, Twizted picks up their first win and against The tag champs no less.

Joey: With help from Ignition of course.  

[As Icon and Acid are trying to figure out what went wrong, the lights in the arena flicker. Acid and Icon don't pay any attentionto the flickering of the lights, they proceed to get to their feet. Then "Walking Dead" by Chester Bennington and DJ Z- Trip blares over the PA system. Icon and Acid are confused with this new music, so they both stare up at the rampway. No one or nothing comes down to the ring. They wait a little longer. Still nothing. Then all of a sudden the lights in the arena go completely black. The sound of struggle is heard in the ring, and then the lights come back on. Acid is left all alone in the ring, he scans the ring, then walks around the ring, looks over the ropes. Icon is nowhere to be found.

"Hey, Acid, you looking for someone?"

Startled Acid, looks up at the rampway and notices that a man in a black cloak has Icon over his shoulder. Acid begins yelling at the new presence.

"Calm down Acid, you just got done with a grueling match. Icon is going to be OK, for the moment. I just knocked him out with some ether. He will awake after awhile. But I need to have a little chat with him. So please don't worry about him. I will take good care of
him."

[Acid continues to yell at the man in the black cloak, but the man drops the microphone. The lights in the arena go off once again, and then come back on ten seconds later. The man in the black cloak and Icon are nowhere to be found. Acid jumps out of the ring, and runs up the rampway, and through the curtains. As the
XCW goes to commercial.]

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Hardcore Match

J-Mac -vs- Chris Hero

Jeff - Well now its time for our Hardcore match between J-mac and Chris Hero.

Ellimination Steele Cage

McEwing -vs- Demon -vs Eric Draven

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[The XCW comes back from commercial. The camera shows Icon's face. The camera pans out slowly, and shows that Icon is pain from being knocked to the ground.The camera pans out some more. The camera catches a stream of blood coming from the back of Icon's head.
Icon is holding the back of his head with his hand, as he pulls his hand away from his head, he notices that there is blood upon it.

The camera pans out, there is a man in a black cloak standing near the Exit door to the arena. The man, is Nightmare. He points his finger at Icon in disgust. Nightmare begins to talk, ]

"The time has come for all to realize, Revelation has begun, no one is safe. Good guys, bad guys, heroes, villians, not even the so
called "Sick Ones," as he says this he looks down upon Icon who is now unconscious from the loss of blood.

[The figure takes one last glance at Icon before opening the door. He stares at Icon for what seems like an eternity, the lights flicker through out the arena, as "Walking Dead" by Chester Bennington and DJ Z- Trip plays over the PA system. Nightmare then exits the room leaving Icon to lick his wounds.]

Joey: Nightmare has taken it to just about all from Pantheon.

Jeff: Yeah book the Acid vs Nightmare match already, shit guys.

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Main Event

Rob Torborg -vs- ???

Joey: This is what we have all been waiting for. Perhaps Maines will be joining us tonight, as Rob Torborgs mystery opponent.

Jeff: I doubt it Joey, I think the Real Deal, will be getting a raw deal here tonight.

[ "Whatever" by Our Lady Peace, blares. The fans begin to boo Rob. The so called xCw Saviour, peaks his head through the curtain as if to make sure he is'nt being ambushed. Torborg slowly comes out and his confidence level rises as he sees, no Maines or Taz waiting for him. The Real Deal now his cocky self procedes to the ring. He slides under the ropes and begins to stretch as he anxiously awaits his mystery opponent. ]

Joey: I think Torborg strongly feels Maines is in the house.

Jeff: Yeah the idiot probably does but he aint.

Joey: Do you know something that I don't?

Jeff: I know everything you don't which is always the case....

[ Suddenly to a huge pop, Personal Jesus by Marilyn Manson rocks the Giants Center. Pushing a covered grocery cart and dressed in her wrestling attire, Maria Floyd walks down to the ring.]

Joey: Good lord, looks like Maria is gonna fight Rob herself.

Jeff: Well that would just be the stupidest move of all time, now wouldn't it?

[ Rob Torborg has a smile from ear to ear as he stares a hole in Maria. Maria stops just in front of the ring steps and calls for a mic...]

Maria: I told you last week Rob, that you would be tonights main event. So here you are, and here I am..... The only thing is Rob, you'll need to wipe that smile of your face, because you see Rob as much as I want to climb into that ring with you and have you grope me, I just can't bring myself to it. So without further ado I give you your opponents........ The whole fuckin Roster.

[ Torborgs grin turns to frustration at the news. Suddenly the Inferno theme hits and the superstars begin to file out. Out walks Ryan Benson, AJ Styles and Davey Bellringer. They slowly walk to the ring. Torborg hops out of the ring to exit through the stands but his plan is foiled as Jeff Hardy, Christian and RVD emerge from the crowd. Torborg runs to the opposite side of the ring and goes for the crowd. No exit there either as Franchise, Showtyme, and Diablo block his path. Torborg slides back into the ring and watches the xCw Roster fill ringside.]

Jeff: See Joey I fucking told you so. Torborgs getting an old school lynching tonight.

Joey: She wasn't kidding either, here comes Pantheon. Draven, Acid and Icon. Followed by Mr. Death.

[ Out from the back emerges J-Bot and Catalyst along with Monoxide Child and Jamie Madrox. Torborg has no where to go. The floor around the ring begins to fill up quickly. Chris Hero, Cory Hendrickson, and J-Mac now join the superstars. Followed by Mike Kassidy, Skitzo, Max Payne and Jake Davis. Dan Hazzard, Demon and El Boriquen now make an appearance along with KC Turbo, Mark Ohara, HHH and Walter McEwing. Hell Krow and Nightmare are the last to file in and the xCw superstars all surround the ring. Maria Floyd speaks....]

Maria: What's the matter Torborg? I thought you were main event material. It looks to me that you're a little scared. What's the matter, cat got your toungue? Get him Boys!

[ Mark Ohara and Franchise are the first to climb into the ring. Torborg runs full force at Ohara and catches him with a clothesline, sending Ohara back out of the ring, over the top rope. The Real Deal then turns to find Franchise in his face. The two begin trading punches. Torborg looks to be getting the best of him exept The Assassin has now entered the ring and hits Rob with a running forearm to the back. With Torborg down, Assassin and Franchise begin putting the boots to him. Diablo now has entered the ring and adds to the stomping. Rob Van Dam has now climbed to the top turnbuckle and so has Jeff Hardy, the two taunt the crowd as Assassin, Franchise and Diablo continue with the relentless kicks and stomps. Monoxide Childe and Jamie Madrox have now joined the fun. Monoxide picks Torborg from the mat and whips him into the ropes, on Torborgs return, Monoxide hits a beautiful missle drop kick.]

Joey: As if Torborg has a chance in ther Jeff, this is suicide.

Jeff: Yeah, it's fuckin great, aint it?

[ Now Jamie Madrox has Torborg in his clutches. He throws Rob into a even flow DDT. ~~THUD~~ Torborgs head hits the mat. Now the xCw world champion has climbed the third turnbuckle as Eric Draven is now perched on the fourth. KC Turbo has now entered the ring, Assasin has whipped Torborg into the ropes and KC Turbo catches Rob with his "Good Night" his version of the Dragon sleeper. Torborg passes out rather quickly and The in ring Patrons signal to the four corners. They back off. In a matter of seconds RVD leaps off and nails Torborg with a "Five Star Frog Splash" Jast as he rolls off Torborg, Jeff hardy leaps ans smashes The Real Deal with a "Swanton Bomb" and then Eric Draven signals to the crowd and hes off... ~BOOM~ Draven hits "As the Crow flies" 450 Splash. Boriquen then puts the nail in the coffin with his "La Acabadora" Frog Splash. ]

Joey: OH MY GOD! Torborgs been crushed.

Jeff: I'd say his ribs are no more, what a match.

Joey: This is no match, this is a beat down.

[ With Torborg down and motionless. The XCW superstars just stand before him, glaring down upon his dead like body. Maria is seen talking to the referee. All of the sudden the bell rings and apparently the match has begun. Maria whispers into Ryan Bensons ear and he shakes his head and climbs into the ring. Ryan picks up Torborg and hits him with a downward Spiral, Bensen then makes the cover. The ref counts 1-2-3. Winner Bensen. Diablo then picks up Bensons sloppy seconds and hits Torborg with "The Soul Taker" Mandible Claw. He too makes a cover. The ref counts 1-2-3. Winner Diablo. The fans begin to go crazy as they have just caught on to the happenings. ]

Joey: What is she just gonna let everybody pin Torborg?

Jeff: Fuck yeah, do you believe this. At this rate Torborg is going to have the worst record in the buisness.

[ Davey Bellringer, now hits The "Davey Blaster" a single arm DDT and makes the cover. 1-2-3 and Bellringer picks up the win. Rob still lays motionless as he has been man handled by all. Jamie Madrox throws the Leg Drop and he too makes the cover 1-2-3 winner Madrox. Jeff Hardy is back on the top ropes and he lets another Swanton go. ~Splat~ Jeff rolls Torborg up, the ref counts 1-2-3 winner Jef Hardy.]    

J-Bot and Catalyst join Joey and Jeff at ringside..........

Joey: What do you guys want?

J-Bot: We thought we would take a seat since obviously, this crap is gonna go on forever.

Jeff: Yeah it's starting to get a little boring now. But I tell ya though, this is some funny shit.

Catalyst: Well you won't see Ignition making a cover on Torborg. No you see we earn our wins.

J-Bot: Yeah, guys like the Pantheon, they'll take a win no matter which way they can.

Joey: I think this is just ridiculous.

Jeff: Ooooooo, Nightmare just hit Bad Dreams. He's refusing to cover him though.

J-Bot: Look man, I'm telling you some of us just aint going to take a cheep win.

[ Maria begins to scream at Nightmare for not making the cover. He shrugs her off and crouches in the corner. Pantheon members exit the ring without harming Torborg as does Mr Death and El Boriquen.]

J-Bot: See guys, Marias plans are failing. The guys aint falling for this.

Catalyst: Nope, hell even Pantheon wants no part.

[ Maria flips out as the ring begins to empty slowly but surely. The Itallion Assassin does'nt though, no he throws the lifless Torborg into the "Mafioso" powerbomb into DDT. The ref counts 1-2-3. Maria signals to the rafters and a rope begins to lower above the ring. Maria shouts orders at J-Mac and AJ Styles and the two climb back up into the ring and begin tieing the rope to Torborgs ankles. Once the knot is made, Maria signals to the rafters again. The rope begins to tighten and slowly lifts Torborg off the canvas by his feet. With The Real Deal now hanging above the ring, Maria raises a mic.]

Maria: As if getting the crap stomped out of you and losing several matches in one night was not enough. No, this vixen has now turned you, Rob Torborg into a............

[ Maria rips the sheet off the cart and it's filled with Baseball Bats. ]

Maria: PINATA.

Jeff: Ha ha ha, what a evil Bitch.

Joey: I can't watch.

J-Bot: (looks at Catalyst) You thinking what I'm thinking?

Catalyst: Yeah lets get us a bat.

[ Maria begins tossing bats left and right. Soon the ring fills again with the roster, exept this time all wielding a baseball bat. KC Turbo is the first to unlaod on Torborg, followed by Diablo and then Itallion Assassin. Torborgs been opened up and his blood trickles off his head and down to the mat.]

Joey: This is uncalled for Jeff, even you have to agree.

Jeff: Well, fuck, they should lay off now that hes bleeding a river.

[ J-Bot and Catalyst slowly make their way around the ring to where Acid and Icon stand talking to Draven. J-Bot taps Acid on the shoulder and Acid turns around. Bot swings the Louis ville Slugger and Acid manages to side step out of the way. The swing smacks Draven upside the head and he goes down. Icon then jabs J-Bot in the ribs with his bat and draws back for a homerun swing. Catalyst too swings, thier bats collide and shatter into a hundred peices. Acid attempts to lunge for Catalyst but is pulled out of the ring by Nightmare, by his feet. Once Acid gets his balance and sees it's Nightmare. The two start dropping rights and lefts.]

Joey: Uh oh, here we go, this was bound to happen.

Jeff: All these egos and all these bats, this is fucking great.

[Inside the ring all have turned on one another. Leaving Torborg alone. Pure mayhem has broken out, bodies are hitting the floor left and right. Blood is being spilt, bats are being shattered and bones are a cracking. Maria Floyd is running around the ring pulling her hair out as this is not what she wanted. In the midst of the in ring Chaos, Torborgs body comes crashing to the floor as his feet have slipped through the knot. Torborg begins to crawl through the fallen bodies and goes unnoticed by the ones still swinging away at one another. Rob spills out of the ring and manages to pull himself up the ring apron and to his feet. Acid and Nightmare are just to his left but both quickly fall when the two both connect with chair shots. Catalyst and J-Bot are under a pile of others just to Torborgs right but inside the ring. Franchise is amongst the pile. Maria can't beleive the chaos she has caused and lays her head in her arms as she rests them on the ring apron. Torborg spots her. Bloodied and bruised, he slowly makes his way to her. Stepping over Icon and Demon and then Mr Death, he is now right along side of her and she doesn't know it.]

Joey: Oh god, Jeff, what's Torborg gonna do?

Jeff: Kick a bitches ass I can imagine.

[ Torborg with blood covering his face slowly reaches out and grabs a hold of Marias hair. He pulls her head off the canvas in a violent manner. Maria begins to scream as she sees it's Rob. Torborg does the unthinkable. He plants a big bloody kiss on Maria and tosses her to the floor. Torborg hovers over Maria and points a finger down at her. He is yelling and spitting blood from his mouth. Torborg then hobbles his way up the ramp. The fans give him a standing ovation.]

Jeff: These pukes are applauding him!

Joey: Yeah imagine that, well that's all the time we got folks, see you next week.

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